A Bird Dream of the Olympus Mons (gwangi) wrote in twin_cities,
A Bird Dream of the Olympus Mons
gwangi
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Ayudame! I've recently started dating a girl who's lived in Minneapolis for the last 32 years. Seriously, she lives right down the street from her elementary school, and within easy walking distance of her parents' house. I find this a little odd, but whatever. I've only lived here for the last 3.5 years or so, but have become enough of a Minnesotan in that time to know that it's impolite to give her too much crap about it.

Anyway, I'm having an interesting problem: there is nowhere in this city that she hasn't been. I'll suggest a place that we should go eat, for example, and she'll be all, like, "Oh, yeah, I love that place, although it was better in early 1988 before it moved to its current location and got that new paint job." This really isn't a big deal, except that I'd like to be able to take her someplace new, so it can seem like I'm totally hip and up on what's cool. I reckon it'd score me some points if I was able to introduce her to someplace awesome that she didn't already know about.

So is there anywhere that's so underground that a girl who's never spent more than about a month away from this town won't know about it?
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