Anyway, I'm having an interesting problem: there is nowhere in this city that she hasn't been. I'll suggest a place that we should go eat, for example, and she'll be all, like, "Oh, yeah, I love that place, although it was better in early 1988 before it moved to its current location and got that new paint job." This really isn't a big deal, except that I'd like to be able to take her someplace new, so it can seem like I'm totally hip and up on what's cool. I reckon it'd score me some points if I was able to introduce her to someplace awesome that she didn't already know about.
So is there anywhere that's so underground that a girl who's never spent more than about a month away from this town won't know about it?